The Snow Arena

[GeorgeMittleton]

My teeth respawn as icicles and my breath smells like eggs

[GeorgeMittleton]

I have discovered i'm now quarter chicken, quarter frost troll, half me

[Pagafyr]

SPLAT 

I got enough frost from the freezer to make that one.  Hope you enjoyed the chill!  What a RUSH that must have been going completely through your nervous system from head to toe.!

[GeorgeMittleton]

Where does a snowman keep his money?

[Pagafyr]

In a branch?

(At least this is staying with snow and not quite missing the point about tossing snow theme.)

[GeorgeMittleton]

No 

In a snowbank 

LOL 

[Pagafyr]

Shovels dirt out of where the Snowman stood and melt as he cried because he lost his money when the south wind melted his savings and checking account.

[GeorgeMittleton]

Gets hit by snowball starts randomly telling jokes

Where do trees go to hang out?

[Pagafyr]

Not here!  Because this is the Snow Arena.

[GeorgeMittleton]

The Bark

Then starts coughing up snow falls on the ground dies then respawns